HI. I'M JOEL
YOU PROBABLY KNOW THAT ALREADY.
BUT IN CASE YOU DON'T,
OR YOU HAVE AMNESIA,
I SAY AGAIN, I'M JOEL.
I WRITE THINGS. THINGS LIKE,
WILD MAYONNAISE ADVENTURES,
23-HOUR COUNTRY SONGS ABOUT MAYONNAISE,
MAYO-DELIVERING AIRCRAFT FLIGHT PLANS,
CAUTIONARY GYM TALES,
MORE CAUTIONARY GYM TALES,
INTERPRETIVE SALSA REVIEWS,
SUBMARINE SANDWICH OBSSESSIONIST STORIES,
AND OTHER THINGS THAT, LET'S BE HONEST,
I'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT BECAUSE,
YOU KNOW, THE AMNESIA.
*approximate appearance